Budding Little Con Artist

Scene: Cool, dark bedroom with just the nightlight on.

Baby: Mummy, I sleep 2x then eat ammal bisket? I sleep 10x then eat ammal bisket?

MG: Ok baby. Go to sleep. When you wake up, you can eat your animal biscuits for breakfast.

Baby: Ok mummy.

Baby then puts his head on the pillow and yawns sleepily and then...........

Baby: Mummy, I wake up adi. I wanna eat ammal bisket!

My little boy is growing up fast................. to become a little con artist!