In the middle of the night....
"Waaaaah!" Hmmm... time to feed baby.
Early in the morning......
"Mummy, mummy, wake up. The sun is out and I'm going out!"
In the Toilet....
"Baby. Get away from that door. No. No. The toilet floor is dirty. No. Don't come here..."
In the Kitchen.....
"No Baby No. Stop playing with the slipper. No. Its dirty. Nooooo...."
While having lunch....
"Mummy, I wanna go toilet......"
While trying to finish lunch.....
"Mummy, I wanna go toilet......"
"No baby no, don't crawl under the table!"
While trying to have a bath.....
"Phew! Thank Goodness for the purple dinasaur babysitter."
While trying to change baby's diaper....
"Stop climbing on the table and hopping on the armchair......"
"No.. no.. baby, come back here, mummy's not done yet!"
While trying to blog ......
"No, no you two, get away from the keyboard, don't touch that!"
Sometimes I wonder how I stay sane....