Things that don't get said on a first date

Here are some of the things I think don't get said on first dates. Care to share some others? For those who are married/been together for a long time, do you still remember your first dates?

• "Eeeeyeea! You ate all my meehoon!" (While sharing a plate of meehoon mee)
• "Lets ta pau/eat faster. Tonite got F1/M-I."
• "I think I forgot to brush my teeth this morning."
• "Your shirt got hole already lah."
• "What time is it? Five minutes later...... "What time is it?"
• "That waiter/waitress is not bad looking man!"
• "Can you pay first? I forgot my wallet."
• "I insist we go Dutch. I believe in equal rights."
• "How come your hands feels so sweaty?"
• *Yaaaawwwwn!*

Anyone going on a first date soon? Here's some tips for the guys and gals. I think they're too cliche and common sense knowledge though. So here's MG's tip : Just be yourself. No need to go all out to impress. Simple isn't it?