While I was at the hair salon, I had this conversation with the hairstylist.
Hairstylist: You are very lucky! Your hair is very nice. You don't have any white hair at all.
MG: Oh, the white hair will come soon.
The hairstylist beamed probably thinking that she had paid me a compliment. I wonder, did she realise that she had actually insulted me instead? She was indirectly telling me I look old, old enough to be sporting white hair!